CANNA FIND MA SPECS

I canna find ma glasses
I had them in my hand
But now I canna find them
I must be going blind

I dinna think I laid them doon
I don’t know where they are
I’m sure there here inside the hoose
And nae oot in the car

Fit’s ‘is here upon my heid
Oh fit a pantomime
I’ve only found ma glasses
They’ve been there a’ the time